Opening and shutting soon! 

Spatchcock & Dingle’s DaDa Department Store!

The place where everything is for nothing, and nothing is everything. 

Get yourself down to Melvin’s Magic Memory Parade! A giant movie memory screen playing the contents of your cognitive closet. Don’t let your wallows wallow away in secret, get ‘em out in the open so we can all have a laugh. Wanna remember what you forgot? Wanna forget what you remembered? Relive your favourite fantasies. Replay them like you wish you’d had the courage to play them in the first place. Whether you want to pretend you’re a porcupine, or believe you’re a baboon, you’ll love Melvin’s Memory Parade. It really is Magic.

Enter our Eerie Echo Chamber. Every sound from every event in history, only an eerie ear-trumpet blast away. Hear what Donald Pleasance said to Marlon Brando outside of Ladbrokes Betting shop on Linthorpe Road. Hear what a Koi carp sounds like when it’s trapped in revolving door wearing polyester pantaloons. Listen to mushy peas windsurfing in a Cleethorpes chip shop. Better still, listen to yourself, back when you didn’t care what people thought, and you didn’t give a damn. 

Take a trip to Tina’s Tumultuous Tasting Station. Every flavour you’ve never experienced and a lot lot more you’d wish you had! Taste a giraffes toenails, savour a saxophone sandwich or just smear your tongue with some fried bread and Brylcreem. If Tina hasn’t tasted it – it’s not a taste at all.

Meander along to Mr Whiffy’s Scents & Smells Emporium. Mum’s old marzipan mothballs? Grandma’s greasy galoshes and gravy? How about the inside of Dad’s sweaty armpits? Every scent and smell you’ve ever experienced, and some you’ll wish you hadn’t, are yours to recollect. Bring a jar of maggoty meat, you’ll want to take some home. 

Don’t forget Sukie’s Surface Salon. Immerse yourself in Sukie’s wonderful world of silky surfaces. She really wants to feel your fingers folks. Experience her endless, exotic textural extravaganza. Feel a ferrets’ fur hairpiece, stroke a badger’s bald patch, soak in a bathtub full of snail spit. If you want to touch it, and it won’t land us in prison – give Sukie’s Surface a little tickle.

And lastly, you’d be crazy to miss our Happy Holidays Re-counter. Relive every one of your cherished holiday memories again and again, whenever you wish. Put a penny in the slot and let yourself be transported to Skegness in 1974 when that donkey farted in Aunt Shiela’s handbag, or Magaluf in 1987 when your Pot Noodle fell off your balcony and landed on Uncle Derek’s toupee. Eeeh, our Derek, you’re such a laff. 

Closing Down sale. 10% off your first refund with this voucher.