If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

Some ideas for my taglines are:
▪️ Man of Flint
▪️ The Procrastinator
▪️ The Ultimate Moaning Machine
▪️ There’s some things people want to buy. For everything else, there’s Carney’s art.
▪️ Art. Music. Drama. Plenty of drama.
▪️ Just do it. Or at least think about doing it, then put it off until later.
▪️ Just like diamonds, he’s not forever.
▪️ Man of Art. Man of Words. Man of Music.
It would be great to hear your thoughts about this